throw away the real one
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.
when u see the booty
FUCKING BROCK’S EYES
Pikachu more like peekin at u
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
"I am a fancy dress grump, to be honest.” - Matt Smith, L’officiel Hommes Paris, Spring 2014
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night